Two men broke into a drug store. Let’s hit the road ladies and gents: We've got a long list of dirty dad jokes you can laugh at freely.

Websaint peter says great, come on in and here is your vip pass. Webyesterday, we asked chivers over on @thechive instagram to share the very best nsfw jokes they could think of, and things might have gotten a little out of hand. The second guy whips out a lighter, flicks it on and says, this is a christmas candle peter chuckles. Webthe best dirty jokes you can tell to create good memories with family and friends. Well, have no fear.

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